They think they're the "normal" ones: Downtown (7)īiohazard warning: Downtown (golden showers) and Potrero (brown showers) Neighborhood most likely to put your eye out ("hung"): Financial (22), Downtown (14) and the Mission (9) Most self-disclosed married ads: Financial District (28) don't ask, don't tell: Twin Peaks (0) and Upper/Lower Haight (0) I need it (whatever it is) right now: Downtown (50) Neighborhood most in need of fellatio: Financial District (28) losers Cole Valley and West Portal (0)ĭesperately seeking cunnilingus: Financial (13) runner-up Pacific Heights (9) losers West Portal and Potrero (0)Īll about anal: Financial (17) runner-up Castro (13) no anal for us, thanks: West Portal, Haight (Upper and Lower) and Potrero Contrary to reputation, it seems that Silicon Valley is not a "sure thing." I compiled data on San Francisco neighborhoods of interest and then did Bay Area city comparisons, including San Francisco, Berkeley, Oakland, Palo Alto, Mountain View, San Jose and, for fun, Fremont and Brisbane. But still, as one commenter noted when I posted my spreadsheet progress on Flickr, "Brisbane needs to get with the program." Overall, it became clear that neighborhoods with higher crime and low-income housing, like Hunter's Point, were bereft of ads for businessmen seeking panty-sniffing rendezvous for some pretty obvious reasons. Some neighborhoods, like the Mission, were so surprisingly boring (even with a wilting two entries for "bored") they had to be included, if only to make Potrero look like a party. Maybe next time, or maybe if you relax and have a few drinks first it'll help. Some neighborhoods were so boring, they just weren't worth the down-and-dirty data mining effort. My final categories were (seeking to get and give) blow jobs, cunnilingus, anal sex, immediate hookups, married, well-hung, use of the word "normal," people who were "bored," a biohazard category (for those seeking activity including bodily fluids) and fetish interests (like the nice fellow in Cole Valley who enjoys vinyl inflatables, as evidenced with the lovely 5-foot-tall Godzilla in his photos).
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However, for fellatio action, the default was Men Seeking Men in all neighborhoods and cities, with the exception of Berkeley, Palo Alto and Mountain View. So either the gay-anal assumptions for "Sodom by the Bay" were wrong (likely), or the gays prefer to use other online hookup services and local community resources for anonymous anal sex. For instance, the numbers told me that in any given "anal" search, the numbers revealed that Men Seeking Women was the majority default for results, and Men Seeking Men was the lesser variable. With filthy spreadsheet in hand, I developed a set of specific categories based on majority results of what people were looking for (and who was seeking the activity) and added categories as I went along. ( NSFW Google document online here.) I mean, what girl doesn't want to know in which San Francisco neighborhood men think they're the best hung? Or which Bay Area city has the most golden-shower enthusiasts? Using a very unscientific method of stat gathering, while relying on a tried-and-true knowledge of colloquial sex terminology and search-fu skills that cut like a knife, I set about data mining Craigslist Casual Encounters over a seven-day period - and compiled an Excel spreadsheet that would make a Microsoft development team squirm, beg for mercy and then pass out. Even more interesting - for scientific purposes, of course - is looking at how people are using the ads for sex and what they're up to.
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